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All-Star Celebarrassments: Billy Carter
By Smaktakula We Don't Really Need A Caption For This One: The Man Was A Half-Wit. “The Embryo split in two, but it didn’t split equally. All the purity and strength went into Julius. All the crap...
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Pork: The Other Hate Meat
By Smaktakula Get It Straight: Bacon Doesn't Love You. It's Only Hanging Around To Get A Crack At Your Hot Sister. In American society’s quest to regulate speech in the interests of sensitivity and to...
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“Iron” Moshe Tyson
By Smaktakula Wait A Moment, Michael. Ask Yourself, "Does This Meal Meet With The Standards Of Kashrut?" Terrifying former pugilist “Iron” Mike Tyson has a reputation for being difficult. However, in...
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The Lord Not Quite Ready To Forgive Germany
By Smaktakula It's As If Suddenly God's Favor And Goodwill Went Up In A Cloud Of Smoke. Back in the early 1990s, it seemed like German tourists in America couldn’t catch a break. It’s hard to forget...
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Prophet’s Stint As Guest-Editor Of Humor Magazine Surprisingly Unfunny
By Smaktakula Arrogant, You Knew. Dirty, You Knew. But Bravely Committed To The Ideals Of Free Speech? It sounded like a great idea: invite Islam’s premier prophet to guest edit a French humor...
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PT Apologizes To Those Groups We Have Yet To Malign
By Smaktakula If You Live Here, We Have Something To Say That You Won’t Like Very Much. We’re proud of our track record. In a relatively short time, we’ve managed to say some pretty shitty things about...
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You May Now Eat The Bride
By Smaktakula Gawrsh! We Wouldn't Know What To Buy If The Man On The TeeVee Didn't Tell Us. At least 99% of television commercials are mind-numbing horseshit. That Madison Avenue pitchmen are able not...
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Jehovah’s Witnesses: You Might Like To Know
Originally posted 10.04.11 By Smaktakula Although They Don’t Celebrate Holidays, Every Day Is A Party For The Witnesses. Admit it, you don’t know much about the Jehovah’s Witnesses other than that you...
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Punching-Bag Faiths Make Bid For ‘Real Religion’ Status
Originally Posted 01.03.12 By Smaktakula Man, It Is So Refreshing Not Have To Make Up Some Excuse About His Politics, And Instead Simply Be Able To Say, “I’m Not Gonna Vote For This Guy ‘Cause I Hate...
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Headlines: Achtung, Maybe!
By Smaktakula This One Practically Writes Itself, Which Is Good, Because Mocking This Wretch Would Be Like Stealing Lunch Money From A Down Syndrome Kid. In which we champion the twin virtues of...
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